Damn it all, I am just sad

Me: Grayers, you're a popular internet sensation. How does that make you feel?

Grayers: mroww

Me: I pick your eye boogers because I love you. I don't need you going blind on me.

Grayers: Mrow.

#loaflife #huttlife (Taken with instagram)

Me: I can't understand you if you don't use real words

Grayers: Mrowwwww

Grayers loves foot pets (Taken with instagram)

Grayers snugs. She looks like Jabba the Hutt. #huttlife (Taken with instagram)

Me: Yo, what the fuck are you doin'? Quit tryin' to eat ham bits out of the garbage!

Grayers: Mrow

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Grayers now accepts debit or credit.

Hello Internet. This is called “the kitty relaxer”. Grayers is stoked.

Me: Don't fucking be all sassy and mad at me because you saw where I was walking and decided to step in front of me with your fat ass and giant pouch belly.

Grayers (my cat): Mrow