Damn it all, I am just sad
Me: Grayers, you're a popular internet sensation. How does that make you feel?
Grayers: mroww
Me: I pick your eye boogers because I love you. I don't need you going blind on me.
Grayers: Mrow.
#loaflife #huttlife  (Taken with instagram)

#loaflife #huttlife (Taken with instagram)

Me: I can't understand you if you don't use real words
Grayers: Mrowwwww
Grayers loves foot pets (Taken with instagram)

Grayers loves foot pets (Taken with instagram)

Grayers snugs. She looks like Jabba the Hutt. #huttlife (Taken with instagram)

Grayers snugs. She looks like Jabba the Hutt. #huttlife (Taken with instagram)

Me: Yo, what the fuck are you doin'? Quit tryin' to eat ham bits out of the garbage!
Grayers: Mrow
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Grayers now accepts debit or credit.

Hello Internet. This is called “the kitty relaxer”. Grayers is stoked.

Hello Internet. This is called “the kitty relaxer”. Grayers is stoked.

Me: Don't fucking be all sassy and mad at me because you saw where I was walking and decided to step in front of me with your fat ass and giant pouch belly.
Grayers (my cat): Mrow