How about we talk about me?
Sup, losers. The name's Dylan Evans. I have this twin named Riley and this brother named Jamie. If you think you're worth my time, you're probably wrong.
What? Did you want me to lie?
Whatever. No, lying is bad
Well then
I bought this new shirt and I don’t know how it looks.
I’m hungry
Chocolate chip!
mmmm yummy
treasurethatriley asked: text: I think I may have found my new calling in life. yessir, he slapped me because I took a picture of the freeway while driving. YES!
text: thatd be a horrible job. well thats not nice. YES PERFECT I HAVE FAKE IDS
I’m hungry
No problem, Dyl.
What kind of cookies didya make?
treasurethatriley asked: text: Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it, Dylie. Because it was Best friend day, doy. Next time we can all ditch and just go anywhere you'd like
text: you sound like a philosophy teacher. Ohhhhhh so ya went with Gavin?? Yes! We should go to Vegas
treasurethatriley asked: text: do you want anything from chicaaago?
Text: one day youre at the beach, the next in chicago. Woooooow Riley why didnt you take me? No i think I’m alright thanksss
I’m hungry
Aw, you’re my favorite Evans.
Awww thanks, Pey.
I’m hungry
I guess I could share a few with you.
Yes! You’re my favorite Lopez.
